Series 1 (2008)

1. How I Got My Vase

First Broadcast: Thu 2nd October 2008

Simon is creating a window in the New York store when his assistant, Sacha, knocks over a vase. Memories come flooding back...

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2. How I Got My Nose

First Broadcast: Thu 9th October 2008

Simon knows he's good-looking but when boyfriend Sacha comments on his broken nose, he starts to reminisce...

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3. How I Got My Beads

First Broadcast: Thu 16th October 2008

Simon's grandmother Narg returns from hospital but, much to the Doonans' shock, gone are her saintly acts - she is now an acidic rollercoaster of a woman who has got herself engaged to Big Barry.

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4. How I Got My Posh

First Broadcast: Thu 23rd October 2008

Birthdays have never been easy for Simon, especially when the whole school finds out what he really really wants. Meanwhile Ashlene meets a flasher and Aunty Hayley feels loved and a whole lot more.

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5. How I Got My Tongs

First Broadcast: Thu 30th October 2008

A trip to the hairdresser and a fabulous pair of shimmering golden hair tongs prompts Simon's decision to turn Kylie into Princess Diana.

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6. How I Got My Globe

First Broadcast: Thu 6th November 2008

Simon and Kyle are transfixed by their bohemian teacher and her love of exotic cigarettes, French lovers and her understanding of the 'beautiful people'.

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